It's a little embarrassing when...

1) You go to a boutique with your friends after a Breast Cancer walk and their kids point out a stress balloon (the kind with sand in it), and your friends go, "Oh my gosh! That's a drug baloon!" A WHAT?!?! So, in case you didn't know, sometimes people sneak drugs through various body cavities by filling balloons with drugs. A) EWWW!!!, B) REALLY?!?! Don't worry, in case you ever forget, don't worry my friends won't EVER let ME forget!

2) You're talking (via conference call with the parents, siblings, and grandparents) with your missionary brother, who is adamantly scripturally chastizing your younger sister about marriage, suddenly says, "Hey, you should talk to my companion...Hey Elder!!!" Um, awkward. What, exactly, are you supposed to discuss with a guy you've never met, who is currently serving a mission?!?! Um, yeah... Besides talking about my cool brother, and correcting my brother's mistaken belief that I was getting married (which, by the way, was never the case, just wishful thinking on his part), we mostly listened to the remainder of my family giggle in the background for five minutes... Nice...

:-/